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The Medicine Cabinet Issue is the debut issue from Mike’s Deli Publications. Conceived by two bozos you know and love with another delicious contribution from a third bozo. Pages includes: questionable life advice, stories of misspent youth, and art & design inspired by the Y2K era. A wet dream of nostalgia.
*Guaranteed to leave you nauseous, horny, and offended. Or some combination of…
*Fun for the whole family
*No refills
They said zines like this would summon the Devil. We hope they were right. Inside: cursed classifieds, ritual misfires, and a scrapbook of Satanic Panic gone soft around the edges. May induce levitation, nosebleeds, or a desire to call your youth pastor.
*Guaranteed to leave you questioning your mortality
*Fun for the whole family
*Not approved by moms anywhere
REAL SOCKS FOR REAL FEET.
70% COTTON, 27% NYLON, 3% SPANDEX
ADULT – ONE SIZE | MADE IN CANADA
MIKE’S DELI BOLOGNA AND AMERICAN CHEESE ON WONDER BREAD® SMOTHERED WITH MIRACLE WHIP®. JUST LIKE GRAMMA USED TO MAKE.
*AUTHENTIC TRAILER PARK GOODNESS.
*NEVER FRESH. ALWAYS MOLDY.
*ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DELICIOUS.
HALF A BAG OF CHEESE PUFFS (bag not included).
*REAL STYROFOAM TEXTURE.
*NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE.
*NATURAL NEON ORANGE FLAVOR
ARTIFICIALLY SATISFYING. FOR BEST RESULTS CONSUME DAILY.
*KIDS LOVE IT.
*ENJOY WITH YOUR FAVORITE COUGH SYRUP.
*WARNING!! KEEP AWAY FROM TURTLES.