• THE GLAMOUR ISSUE ##003

    THE GLAMOUR ISSUE ##003

    $34.93

    The Glamour Issue is a grotesque and glossy examination of aesthetic and consumption. Taking cues from 1960s B-movies, coquettish ad copy, and playful typography. It features work from several contributors: collage artist Ever Velasquez, photographer Vinnie Finn, comedy writer Chris Rose, playwright and actor Julian Abelskamp, and screenwriter Andrea Shawcross.

    Elegantly perverse, these pages are filled with tales of twisted beauty and coveted aspirations, delectable fashion and lifestyle editorials, snarky horoscopes, a glamicidal exposé, our world-famous classifieds, and more.

    * Get the scoop on Hot Loads and Fugly Toads from a Gay Anon Icon
    * Learn how to become more attractive and why inner beauty is for losers
    * Develop a new form of body dysmorphia you never knew existed
    * Discover how consumption is the only path to self-love

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  • THE OCCULT ISSUE ##002

    THE OCCULT ISSUE ##002

    $24.93

    Conjure spirits and have fun while doing it! Spawned from Hell and made with love, the Occult Issue is inspired by 80s Satanic Panic, pulpy romance novels, and the devil herself. These haunted pages contains nail-biting tales, cursed classifieds, sordid advice, macabre horoscopes, and more!

    *Includes premium sticker pack from the other side
    *Guaranteed to make your head spin (literally!)
    *May cause speaking in tongues, levitating, and night terrors
    *Fun for the whole family

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  • THE MEDICINE CABINET ISSUE ##001

    THE MEDICINE CABINET ISSUE ##001

    $19.93

    The Medicine Cabinet Issue is the debut issue from Mike’s Deli Publications. Conceived by two bozos you know and love with another delicious contribution from a third bozo. Pages includes: questionable life advice, stories of misspent youth, and art & design inspired by the Y2K era. A wet dream of nostalgia.

    *Guaranteed to leave you nauseous, horny, and offended. Or some combination of…
    *Fun for the whole family
    *No refills

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  • DELI DRIP SOCKS

    DELI DRIP SOCKS

    $19.93

    REAL SOCKS FOR REAL FEET.

    70% COTTON, 27% NYLON, 3% SPANDEX

    ADULT – ONE SIZE | MADE IN CANADA

     

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  • MOST OF A BOLOGNA SANDWICH

    MOST OF A BOLOGNA SANDWICH

    $93.93

    MIKE’S DELI BOLOGNA AND AMERICAN CHEESE ON WONDER BREAD® SMOTHERED WITH MIRACLE WHIP®. JUST LIKE GRAMMA USED TO MAKE.

    *AUTHENTIC TRAILER PARK GOODNESS.
    *NEVER FRESH. ALWAYS MOLDY.
    *ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DELICIOUS.

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  • SOME “CHEESE PUFFS"

    SOME “CHEESE PUFFS”

    $93.93

    HALF A BAG OF CHEESE PUFFS (bag not included).

    *REAL STYROFOAM TEXTURE.
    *NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE.
    *NATURAL NEON ORANGE FLAVOR

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  • 1/2 OF A 2 LITRE BOTTLE OF SODA

    1/2 OF A 2 LITRE BOTTLE OF SODA

    $93.93

    ARTIFICIALLY SATISFYING. FOR BEST RESULTS CONSUME DAILY.

    *KIDS LOVE IT.
    *ENJOY WITH YOUR FAVORITE COUGH SYRUP.
    *WARNING!! KEEP AWAY FROM TURTLES.

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