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The Medicine Cabinet Issue is the inaugural issue from Mike’s Deli Publications. Conceived by the two bozos you know and love, with a delicious contribution from a third bozo. Inside you’ll find questionable life advice from George W. Bush, a shortened script for “Cough Syrup Queens” (the regrettable “true” story of a misspent youth), and “The Worse Boy” will give you a new definition of “diamonds”.
This ‘zine is guaranteed to leave you feeling… well… something.
*Side effects may include confusion, anger, offended morals and/or uncontrollable laughter.
*no refills
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$19.99
REAL SOCKS FOR REAL FEET.
70% COTTON, 27% NYLON, 3% SPANDEX
ADULT – ONE SIZE | MADE IN CANADA
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$93.93
90% OF A DELICIOUS BOLOGNA AND AMERICAN CHEESE SANDWICH ON WONDER BREAD® SMOTHERED WITH MIRACLE WHIP®. JUST LIKE GRAMMA USED TO MAKE.
*MAY BRING YOU BACK TO CHILDHOOD.
*MAY BE MOLDY BY THE TIME YOU RECIEVE IT.
*MAY BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DELICIOUS.
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$93.93
ABOUT A HALF A BAG OF CHEESE (i guess you can call it cheese, it does say cheese).
*MAY HAVE NOT WASHED HANDS BEFORE REACHING IN BAG.
*MAY BE QUITE STALE.
*MAY BE ADDICTIVE.
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$93.93
MAYBE A LITTLE MORE THAN HALF A BOTTLE OF SODA. DRUNK BY SOMEONE WITH NO HERPES (WELL AT LEAST NOT AN ACTIVE OUTBREAK AT THE TIME AT LEAST).
*MAY BE FLAT.
*MAY CONTAIN BACKWASH.
*MAY CONTAIN DXM.
*MAY BE GENERIC.
